- 1-11-07
- How do rabbits travel? (hare-plane)
- Why are potatoes good detectives? (Because they keep their eyes peeled)
- Where is the ocean the deepest? (At the bottom)
- What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? (Lawsuits)
- What kind of jokes did Einstein like? (Wise cracks)
- What happened to the duck that swam upside down? (He quacked up)
- 1-4-07
- What city has no people? (Electricity)
- Why was the baby ant confused? (All his Uncles were ants)
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? (He wasn't peeling well)
- What building has the most stories? (The library)
- 12-14-06
- What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? (Sanka)
- How do you catch a unique rabbit? (Younique on it)
- What do you call Santa's helpers? (Subordinate Clauses)
- How do you catch a tame rabbit? ( the same way--unique up on it)
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? (A stick)
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
(Frostbite!)
- What do prisoners use to call each other? (Cell phones)
- Where do polar bears vote? (The North Pole)
- What is the best day to go to the beach? (Sun day)
- Where do cows go on vacation? (Moo York)
- What do penguins use for napkins? (Flapkins)
- What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? (Ouch)
- Why are fish so smart? (They live in school)
- Why did the squirrel cross the road? (to show he had guts)
- Why do birds fly south? (It's too far to walk)
- What kind of car does Mr. D. drive? (Mini-van)
- Why is England the wettest country? (Coz the queen has
reigned there for years)
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Why didn't the hot dog star in the movies? (Didn't like the roles)
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Who stole the soap from the bathroom? (The robber ducky)
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What do you get from a pampered cow? (Spoiled milk)
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How do you make a Kleenex dance? (Put a little boogie in it)
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What exam do witches have to pass? (Spelling test)
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What washes up on a small Beach? (Microwaves)
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How do you make a Bandstand? (take away their chairs)
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Why was the math book sad? (It had a lot of problems!)
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What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in? (Waterbed)
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Why was the broom late? (it overswept)
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What is the loudest pet?
(A trumpet)
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If a plane crashed on the border of the USA and Canada, where
would they bury the survivors? (You don't bury the survivors!)
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus plant? (Is that you
Mommy?)
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat? (A little horse)
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How much do pirates pay for their earrings? (A buccaneer)
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What flower grows on your face? (Tulips)
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What do you call a surgeon with 8 arms? (Doctopus)
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Why is Russia a fast country? (everyone is Russian)
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How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb? (a phew)
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Why did the clock get sick? (it was run down)
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Who is a bee's favorite singer? (Sting)
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Who is a bee's favorite group? (The BeeGees)
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How do you start a teddy bear race? (Ready, Teddy, Go!)
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What is better than a talking dog? (A spelling bee)